10 Reasons You Are Still Fat (unedited/explicit))

You look into the mirror and notice something very wrong with your reflection. You are fat.  And I am not talking about a couple extra pounds. You see a stomach that protrudes (and your not pregnant). Arms that jiggle (and are quite possibly filled with Jell-o). Thighs that look like they can create thunder (which explains the sparks when you were corduroys). And  pants the... »